Red Hook in the old days: it was drugs n' guns - the realm of ultraviolence.
Today it's a young mellow trustafarian-looking couple. They'll drink your wine. They'll kiss one another to cover their moves.
They'll ask you for a restaurant recommendation, then walk out with their prize.
Very young cute white couples are the new crime wave.
Okay, one couple doesn't make a crime wave.
But you see where I'm going.
Anyone want to see the security cam footage?
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