The Sack-Meister and the growing army of EBMERC mascots

Everyone loves Loggy. Unlike that Rude Boy, yellow PacMan-looking bastard Thompkins, Loggy is universally appealing with his pathetic saccharin visage of permanent haplessness.

He has taken to guarding the store at night: posted at the front door, an ever vigilant shamanic warrior.


This guy - you've seen him here before. He was supposed to look like the John Cusack character Lloyd Dobler in "Say Anything" but ended up looking like Tom Cruise.



Eventually his name morphed to "Crusack". Then to "The Sack".

Now he's currently referred to as "The Sack-Meister". It changes day by day.

So I installed The Sack-Meister on the wall. Mollie immediately began merchandising him - Sack-Meister has been completely sold out to commercial interests.