the worst ad EVER

I pride myself on being one of the worst graphic designers on earth, and also a poor excuse for a copywriter. So when Mollie asked me to make an image to go in an email announcement for the store opening, this is what I submitted:



Of course it got a fail for poor taste. The Yellow Ennui Face (now known as "Thompkins") is my alter ego, so he has to be socially inept and uncouth... just like me.

Mollie cleaned up the copy for normal human consumption and released it:


A true hack is never appreciated in his time.