The Dr. Zaius Alpha Ape Bowling Challenge is the latest of my Lucy Ricardo/Ethel Mertz-style harebrained schemes.
See the way it works is: come into the store tomorrow (Friday Jan 14) and challenge me to a round of bowling * on the machine here. If you beat me, you'll win a prize. What prize? I don't know. I'll figure that out when the time comes.
Why are we doing this? Because I'm bored that's why.
Business hours are 11am to 7pm. Plus we're dicken around after hours - the Challenge continues until we leave for the night.
Perhaps one of these fine things will be yours:
a "Sweet Mama" calendar
A wooden choking hazard
a cute little vintage Pigeon lighter (fully functional)
a Bowling Dude keychain
An antique Ronson Whirlwind lighter
...or whatever the hell else I decide to give away
* - limit one round of bowling per customer (unless I get all riled up and want to play you more.)
Oh. I forgot to say: it costs nothing to play.
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